No not Dio dipshit!!

There is only one singer of Black Sabbath and thats OZZY!!!Although "mob rules"was a good album its not Sabbath and Dio couldnt satisfy my need for more",Blizzard of Oz" good but still not what I wanted besides this is the Sharon years and her love for the man that is OZZY just fucked it up for the rest of us(selfish me)I would of rather seen the man "OD" and leave a legend then get sober and make fuckin reality TV with that fucked up family(selfish me again).I used to eat a lot of acid back in the day and 99.9% of the time Black Sabbath was the sound track to my trip,this band spoke to me(may have been the acid)and I dug what they had to say.I still listen to them often but I don't eat acid any more so now whenever Sabbath comes up on my Ipod or the radio its time to burn a fat one,much better on my psyche then LSD.To me this is heavy metal and one of the first bands to do it,ya thats right the first,you might ask"what about zeppelin?"FUCK led zeppelin,they suck and are no way fuckin metal!!!!!They are more like the first glam band LOL.Im not some huge metal fan, I think most of it is shit and I wish they would stop screamin at me but I do dig Sabbath and that demonic sound they pump out,great stuff.(side note:I wasnt sure if Sabbath were in the rocknroll hall of fame so I checked there website and they are,But this is funny the beastie boys are nominated to be inducted next year, the fuckin beasties. Ya, I dig these guys also but the hall of fame?what next Absent Minds?)So I will leave you with this"LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH"and burn one for me.http://rockhall.com/inductees/black-sabbath/

WOW!!

Two fuckin days to recover,I must be gettin old.I didnt feel normal till about 7-8 last night.What a good time, never got passed stage #4(see earlier post) probably a disappointment to some of you but had a fuckin rad night none the less,the cops did show up but not for me!!Stormie joined us for dinner at Todai and we ate good,have to admit the place wasnt that great this time,not that much(for me) of a choice on the sushi,think I ate a whole tuna fish worth Nigiri,probably have mercury poison or some shit like that now.We went on to hook up with the rest of the crew at some fuckin stinky house party AM was playing,caught the last of there set then the cops came(see told ya it wasnt for me)"Great work team,back to our house for debriefing and cocktails".Nate and I made real short work of the Jameson Kerry got me,the Ebenezer's Hannah brought what can I say this is my favorite beer( bitchen its out in time for my B-day)got one left,Im havin a hard time lookin at it right now.Nate found the rest of my red label scotch and poured me the fuckin biggest scotch rocks ever then made me another,dont know if he had one or not but the bottles gone.The rest of the night went about how Id figured it would,lots of laughs,drinks and pictures.Cant get enough of Nikki's tongue photos on my camera,really every fuckin picture?Really man?Maybe if it was somewhere worth seein I wouldnt mind so much,I have some editing to do but I will post pix.I ended up wandering the house at 6am butt naked wondering where Levi was,unfortunately for Levi I found him.Sorry man!!I woke up at like 4 and I was still drunk,man what a night.Thank you all for hanging with me.

On this day in 1967

What can I say,Im loved and blessed with the greatest family and bunch of friends one man should have.First thing this morning I wake up to my girls and gifts,a new camera,hugs and kisses,then the phone rings, more love from my Mom our phone sucks so the call was short and to the point,"love you too Mom and thanks".Not just for the call but birthing me and all the support through out the years.Kerry called also,that was cool(see ya later?).Nates taking me to lunch at Todais,Its free for me so he should be able to afford it.All you can eat sushi and seafood, NICE!!The foods good and only worth going if its your b-day(its free on your DOB),dont plan a big party there for it is kinda spendie.Did I mention Levi bought me a set of head gaskets for my pan?Him and Nate stuck around till the wee hours of the AM taring the top end apart ,we just about finished it up just need to put my tanks back on and fuel her up,cross your fingers for me,lets hope I get more then 5mi.out of this set.My dear sis in law Hannah stopped buy and gave me a 6pac of "Ebenezer Ale"brigeports finest seasonal,a lil early for beer but it will be gone soon.Cant wait to see what else this day has for me.I usually dread this day not for the fact that Im gettin older but the attention you get on your birthday(dont do that so well).Some love the attention but I dont, never did but today has got me lookin forward to go out and hang with my friends and just get shit faced till I cant stand up and have at least 2 motherfuckers carry me home(thank you in advance).I might need a babysitter because I plan on going the complete drunk routine Ya know1) Good buzz,2) staggering,3) slurring my words,4) "I LOVE YOU MAN",5) throwing wild punches at random douche bags,6)"lets get him out of here before the cops come",7)puking rainbows in the parking lot,8) pissin my pants,9)I dont know what happens here,I guess this is where I get sharpied ,I will leave #9 up to you,surprise me.Well thank you all,its goin be good.http://www.todai.com/new_todai/index.php

Time for the hate

this lil gem was only $100,I payed $15 for mine

$1650,really dude?how bout $800?

this ones for Levi

Nikki and I decided we would get up early and hit the Canby swap meet Sunday,armed with just enough money to get in and maybe the"fuck I need that"moment(it would have to be needed and cheap).A couple finds but nothing to bust the stash out,that is til we spotted a windshield for Levis 55 1st series for $40,and its in nice condition me not knowing if he needs one we make the call,no answer,sorry brother(should of just bought it for you).We keep walking round and ran into my buddy sellin all his moms antiques and some model A shit hes not using,this is where the hate comes to play,now I like my buddy but I think Ebays got him thinking"shit Ill just put a big price on my shit and make them buy it",I come to these swap meets to find a deal,but lately they just flat out suck I blame ebay its to easy to just grab a cup o coffee and go set your fat ass down at the cornputer and double clip your project together,"fuck that"get your ass up early and hit the meets,get out there and talk with the old timers before they die with all that know how in there heads and there parts end up on ebay anyway.Im just as guilty as you but Im getting better(it helps when you have no money).It would be grand if someone would start up more meets and a fuckin bike swap or two,I know you want to.I really took it easy on ebay you dont want to read about my psycho rants,or do you?

when gays go fishin

Do you think that a gay fishing trip means that they only fish for "rainbow trout" and are they just after the"big one"?"Does breakfast consist of rainbow pancakes and bacon,or is this just a stereotype?And at the end of a big gay drinking binge do they puke rainbows for all us us to go "hey look at that cool rainbow"Maybe Im not clear on the whole rainbow thing,maybe Im"confused"and need direction in this matter.This is the start of our week and its early so I will give you time to soak this one in,help open my eyes in this.

more pan stuff

I think I want to do this to my tanks,maybe a lil higher in the front and keep them long.make them just as wide as my front fork.There is another example of this in DICE #33 real cool shovel,kinda like that one better...Ya I do.www.dicemagazine.com/ I think Irish Rich made the ones in the picture abovehttp://www.shamrockfabrication.com/

"Las Vegas.....who farted?"

Whenever las vegas is brought up or talked about I get all excited and cant wait to go,then I get their and cant wait to leave, this last time more then ever.Aaah sin city,It smells like shit wrapped in bacon,now we were there on a Saturday night thru Sunday so the douche bag level was high,its funny to watch these guys work,I dont gamble so my entertainment is said douche bags and a drink.I like jersey shore so this is right up my alley(more fist pumps please).I really like the UFC look and these boys had it,all done up with jeans fuckin flip flops and dont forget the button down collar or the bedazzled tapout shirt.All on the prowl for"snookie"or"jaywows",good luck guys we had our own plans!!!(sorry I got off topic)So I pull into good ol stink town at about 5am and try to find the wife and her counter part.After several failed calls to the room I finally get a hold of them and this tub of shit they are dragging around with them,something about him rescuing them from some "camera bandit","So,cool dude but you gots ta go",I get a drink in me at about 6am now its on(first time to cut loose on tour).I stayed up way to long and finally woke up at 3pm with super fuckin loud techno outside our room,"what the fuck...."I go out to the balcony and scream at the top of my lungs"SHUT THE FUCK UP LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!"no one heard and now my head hurts,fuck.The gals get up and there hungry,me always so lets eat.We walk up the strip a ways but to hot and hungover.Back at the hotel we were staying they had a new place called Hash...I love hash in all forms so off we went,no hash just really big plates of great food,check the pictures out.A little over the top but good.Nikki got some stuffed burger the size of her head,Kerry ordered the fuckin grilled cheese from hell(it had bacon on it and she dont eat meat bummer)me you ask? Well Ill have the chicken and waffle,also got the shrimp app.(over cooked the shrimp).It was all good food we just had a lil to much drink the night before and no one ate that much.My $9 Bloody Mary was good.We head back to the room and get ready for the"double down"(its not what you think...really)its a cool punk club over by the hard rock,smells like shit and vomit great fuckin place. AM tore it,like I know they would.The night just got funner as it went on. Nikki and I missed out on most of the debauchery because well we hadn't seen each other in a... well you get the picture(yes there are pictures).
We all had a great time but like I said I cant wait to leave stink city behind,it took about 5 or 6 hundred mi.to get that smell off us cept for Joel think it took him 4500mi!!! I have so much more on Vegas and I will post more story's as they come to me,so stay tuned and if you got something to add leave a comment.

an absent minds moment!!!

This is "Dank"he says you need to go to absent minds website and buy the new tunes these guys have recorded for you to enjoy,or he will bite you on your balls.they are playing on the 8th of Oct.(hey thats my B-day,someone buy me a drink)go to the website and check them out.Did I mention that there is a fuckin cello player in the band?Issac rocks it like no other cello player can, cougar tigers love him also,meow!!!absentminds.bandcamp.com
check out there myspace for up coming shows near you,"DO IT"www.myspace.com/absentmindspdx

because I ride a panhead

It all started about 9-10yrs ago when I was looking on the net to find something that spoke to me,didnt want to put my pan together in just any old fashion and most of the "riders"here in PDX and most everywhere in the USA where fine with riding what the factory sold them.I think I typed "chopper" into the search bar,the 2 sites that popped up where Greasy kulture(a web-zine) and chopperdaves,WOW!!anyway Daves panhead made me get up from my seat and find Nikki,"you got to see this pan I just found on the cornputer"blew my mind,plus there where many other bikes that just needed to be recognized,the more I looked into this phenomenon the more it grabbed me and told me you need to "get some".these guys are building this shit in there garage and riding the fuck out of them.All like minded and in your fuckin face if you like it or not,skateboarding and punk rock has spawned a whole new "biker",my kind of rider like the ones we all saw from the back seat of dads station wagon on the way to the beach or some shit like that,ya know riding fast and tight in a pack w/club colors and chicks with there tits out"FUCK YA".that kind of shit sticks in a young kids mind and plants a seed that grows into what we are doing today(some more then others).Back to Dave and his glorious website,Ive never met the man but look forward to the day I can say thank you to you and and your buddies,I think there are a lot of  folks out there that feel the same way I do.That website changed the way I felt about the motorcycle world as I know it at the time(most of it still sucks here)."A ray of light",Ive noticed a slight shift here in PDX.while I was tucked away in my shop workin on top secret shit the wave hit the shore and look what we have here a lil group of  like minded bike builder and riders,fuck ya!!!If you know me you know how much this shit means to me and cant wait to extend my hand out to all of you who feel as I do,you know who you are!!!So Dave if you read this or find your way to PDX  know that you are welcome here and the drinks and tacos are on me.If you never been there check out his website and form your own opinion.http://www.chopperdaves.com/

speaking of support

Go here and buy some stuff from one of the most genuine raddest females Ive had the pleasure of knowing.http://www.sirenofthesea277.com/ My kids love her too!!!!!!

check this out

this is funny shit just searchin round the net and found this site,check them out buy some shit.support bitches.I just wish I thought of it first. https://www.cornfed.com/index.aspx

"Say hello to my lil friend"

This is Nathan,AKA trainwreck.He is one of my bestiest friends and a member of gasburners C.C  he does some funny shit,stay tuned for his antics.

Hope you enjoy this!!

Well here I go,Ive followed a few other bloggers and thought Id try it out for myself,I'm not doing anything that hasn't been done just going to put my spin on it.I will try not to post the same old stuff everyone's seen(unless its funnier then shit and has to be seen again and again).please leave comments good or bad,I can handle it.Going to start this off with some stuff from my recent "road trip"with a band everybody needs to check out,ABSENT MINDS(i will post a link to them shortly).These motherfuckers are the hardest working band in PDX.we just got back from a 5 state 21?venue tour that fucking kicked ass,Ya I said it!!The only thing missing from this tour was a fucking record label to pay for it all(you hearing me EPITAPH),as much fun as I had in a van with four other dudes a hotel and better food would of been nice.It was cool, I have to admit that deep down I wish I was in the band(at least someone in the band would get laid)and could shred like these guy but my fate lies elsewhere.Most reading this know the band and will agree with me,lets tell others not only about "for the love of hate"but for DJ Joel Issac and Ritchie,mark my words they will be big!!!