"Las Vegas.....who farted?"

Whenever las vegas is brought up or talked about I get all excited and cant wait to go,then I get their and cant wait to leave, this last time more then ever.Aaah sin city,It smells like shit wrapped in bacon,now we were there on a Saturday night thru Sunday so the douche bag level was high,its funny to watch these guys work,I dont gamble so my entertainment is said douche bags and a drink.I like jersey shore so this is right up my alley(more fist pumps please).I really like the UFC look and these boys had it,all done up with jeans fuckin flip flops and dont forget the button down collar or the bedazzled tapout shirt.All on the prowl for"snookie"or"jaywows",good luck guys we had our own plans!!!(sorry I got off topic)So I pull into good ol stink town at about 5am and try to find the wife and her counter part.After several failed calls to the room I finally get a hold of them and this tub of shit they are dragging around with them,something about him rescuing them from some "camera bandit","So,cool dude but you gots ta go",I get a drink in me at about 6am now its on(first time to cut loose on tour).I stayed up way to long and finally woke up at 3pm with super fuckin loud techno outside our room,"what the fuck...."I go out to the balcony and scream at the top of my lungs"SHUT THE FUCK UP LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!"no one heard and now my head hurts,fuck.The gals get up and there hungry,me always so lets eat.We walk up the strip a ways but to hot and hungover.Back at the hotel we were staying they had a new place called Hash...I love hash in all forms so off we went,no hash just really big plates of great food,check the pictures out.A little over the top but good.Nikki got some stuffed burger the size of her head,Kerry ordered the fuckin grilled cheese from hell(it had bacon on it and she dont eat meat bummer)me you ask? Well Ill have the chicken and waffle,also got the shrimp app.(over cooked the shrimp).It was all good food we just had a lil to much drink the night before and no one ate that much.My $9 Bloody Mary was good.We head back to the room and get ready for the"double down"(its not what you think...really)its a cool punk club over by the hard rock,smells like shit and vomit great fuckin place. AM tore it,like I know they would.The night just got funner as it went on. Nikki and I missed out on most of the debauchery because well we hadn't seen each other in a... well you get the picture(yes there are pictures).
We all had a great time but like I said I cant wait to leave stink city behind,it took about 5 or 6 hundred mi.to get that smell off us cept for Joel think it took him 4500mi!!! I have so much more on Vegas and I will post more story's as they come to me,so stay tuned and if you got something to add leave a comment.